No Soliciting -Kindly Waddle Away — The Sign Your Front Door Deserves
This handcrafted No Soliciting Goose door sign delivers your message with maximum charm and zero apologies. A rustic striped birchwood rectangular background frames a layered scalloped oval overlay in warm sage, featuring a sassy 3D white goose with a little twine bow tie — surrounded by the most politely threatening text you've ever read:
"Kindly Waddle Away" • "Go On, GIT!" • "Salesmen will be pecked"
It's the perfect blend of farmhouse charm and feisty personality — and it will make every delivery driver smile while every salesman turns right back around.
Handcrafted on premium birchwood
12" x 18" rectangular format — a unique size that stands out
Rustic stripe-painted background with layered scalloped sage oval overlay
3D white goose with twine bow tie centerpiece
Hangs with jute twine loop
Made to order with care in the USA
A portion of every purchase supports animal rescue
Makes the perfect gift for the homeowner who has everything — except a goose guarding their door!
